February 2012
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pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
PLEASE tag your gore/blood posts thank you very much
somebody give me ur netflix info i wanna watch Lost in Translation
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deducingwiththedoctor:paulmcfruity:fuckyeahmercury:...
frostitution:
doomf:
frostitution:
doomf:
I don’t think I ever told you guys about the time my friend pissed me off and I ejaculated on his face while he was sleeping
isnt that illegal
HE PISSED ME OFF
THAT IS NOT REASON TO EJACULATE ON A PERSON
i just turned born this way into a song about ducks oh my god
joshishollywood:
The family gathered around Grandpa Ben’s hospital bed. The doctor’s prognosis was looking grim. 80 years of life well-lived to end up here? In this wretched place stinking of disinfectant?
As they held hands and whiled away these final moments, the youngest child began to chuckle.
“I’m sorry,” he explained, “but why does this remind me so much of Eridan?”
remember that time like a month ago when i literally just posted ‘LIL KIM.’ in the title and reblogged it for like an hour straight
how the hell did i not lose any followers
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homoceps:
i just want everyone to kiss me
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pfefferi:
pfefferi:
i dont think you understand how funny this is to me
THIS IS hER ALBUM COVER
OH MY GOD
i did the ‘search for you url’ thing and i got my post with all the lines where i commented ‘gurl das a bootyhole’
i am so funny
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corpsefantasy:
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mrsstamos:
Everyone could get it (and by “it” I mean God’s love)
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whenever i see someone on facebook/twitter/tumblr say they hate someone i automatically assume it’s about me i mean who wouldn’t hate/love me i’m so perfect
ponycamp:
Hit me up if you’re DTF (dependable, truthful, and friendly)
theseaismys0ng:
it’s actually impossible to have a crush on me
Watchpizzaforpresident:
godlovesfags:
I AM A GIANT FAGGOT THIS IS ME CRYING
WHAT GAME IS THIS i would actually cry and shit my pants no joke
oh my god
someone posted come clean by hilary duff and i misread it as come clean my hairy butt i thought you all should know that
hipsterwavves:
I enjoy long walks on the Internet.
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I ACTUALLY DID MY HOMEWORK I’M CRYING WE DID IT LITTLE MONSTERS
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“Je t’adore…Je t’aime. Je t’adore.”
– Simon Thibault, Bel Canto
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at 3: okay i'm going to do my homework when i get home
at 4: okay i got on tumblr i'll do my homework after dinner
at 7: shit i should do my homework
at 8: homework do your homework do your homework
at 9: youre so fucked
at 10: shit ill just do it in the morning
in the morning: nope
do they have hoodies you can shower in
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whatafuckinfamilypicture:
I definitely have to thank LMFAO for helping me out of my depression
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i am beyoncesexual
so i’m reading a book and the author p much just disproved the sapir-whorf hypothesis in less than ten pages/??? like whoa
my friend just asked if i was wearing thighighs
how did she know
Friend: How do I find you on tumblr?
Me: You don't.
i honestly belt out drumming song at 3 in the morning i am a horrible roommate
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have you ever looked at a picture and thought ‘wow that is very attractive’