March 2012
goin 2 bed later y’all :*
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Anonymous asked: that anon can go fuck off, you're blog is quality
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apocalypticmeasures replied to your post: Your blog used to be mint, now it’s just fucking lame as balls. My fucking dash is clogged with your annoying-as-all-fuck food posts. Congratu-fucking-lations, you enjoy eating certain cuisines! So does everybody else. It’s not making your blog ‘unique’ or funny in-fact it’s just pissing everyone the fuck off. You’re not making it very difficult for...
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Anonymous asked: Your blog used to be mint, now it's just fucking lame as balls. My fucking dash is clogged with your annoying-as-all-fuck food posts. Congratu-fucking-lations, you enjoy eating certain cuisines! So does everybody else. It's not making your blog 'unique' or funny in-fact it's just pissing everyone the fuck off. You're not making it very difficult for people to want to...
sweetnickiandhellaminaj:
i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it
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TELL ME WHAT YOU HATE ABOUT ME I KNOW THERSE...
go on anon and tell me what you hate about me.
gloomyghosts:
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Reblog this and see what you get anonymously
howdoesitfuckingfeel:
1: You’re ugly. 2: I hate your tumblr. 3: I love your tumblr. 4: You’re my Tumblr crush. 5: Your Tumblr is amazing. 6: You’re hot. 7: You’re gorgeous. 8: You’re pretty. 9: I want your number. 10: I’m on your blog often.
I’m intrigued.
wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
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do people actually…
i…
no.
no.
Ugh Happy Endings is such a good show
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum’s debit card gets declined at the supermarket and he doesn’t have any cash and there’s a huge line behind him and everyone is glaring at him.
gossipgreg:
if my teenage years are the best years of my life then i’m screwed
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February 2012
pfefferi:
looks at homework
snickers
snickers raise into a laugh that is extended for just long enough to be uncomfortable. laughter gives way to howls, cackles. everyone in earshot is concerned as to the cause of this cacophony. the police are called. anything to silence this deaiening sound. screeches of inhuman laughter can be heard echoing out the neighbourhood striking a primal fear into...
whiteboygimmeyourbread:
The day Beyoncé dies is the day I die.
its p dumb but i probably will end up shipping the two best friends in a series idk
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I’m actually really worried that nobody will ever fall in love with me.
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Watchthefreshprinceoftennis:
waves-of-pure-emotion:
keepcalmandmosh:
YOU NEED TO WATCH THIS
I just watched it 20 times omg.
FUCK
this scares me
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jejunestarr replied to your post: a guy in my photo class just said regina spektor…
no omg
i freaked out i was almost yelling at him omg and then he was like ‘i dont listen to it’ and i was like okay then why are you opening your mouth????? like, dang.
and they don’t even sound alike like if you’ve heard adele regina spetkor doesn’t sound like adele like...
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a guy in my photo class just said regina spektor was adele
i was like
no.
what is wrong with you
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I notice everything.
toomuchvodka:
And by everything, I literally mean everything. I notice when someone stops hitting me up like they used to. I notice when the way someone talks to me starts changing. I notice the little things that people do, and the little things they used to do. I notice when things change, and when it’s no longer the same. I notice every single little detail. I just don’t say anything.
...
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so i guess briony is in a bit of a pickle huh
I'M GOING TO BED SEND ME MESSAGES →
pegasuscop:
I have this problem where I want to eat unhealthy food all the time forever
brasillian:
i would cry a lot if someone pushed my face on a cake and not because it would hurt but because you just ruined my $30 cake
pregnat:
s is for sad
a is for always
d is for die
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i got a 61 on my math quiz which is a point better than i did last time harvard here i come
if i had a button i could puss and someone could die but iw ould get as much pesto and money asi wanted i would push it
Watchoh my god
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spritzy replied to your post: my uncle told me a story one time about when he…
i feel so enlightened
Go buy a prostitute; my friend works on the corner of 26th Rd.
if tumblr gives me another warnign about missing e im going to find david karp and pay someone to fist him but in his face
my uncle told me a story one time about when he went to vegas and i think i shall tel it to all of you
gather round children
i dont need this read more but it makes it a lot more dramatic alright HERE WE GO
So, one year, my uncle went to Vegas, because why not, right? So, while he’s there, he’s wandering around, probably drunk, looking for his hotel. Well, eventually he stumbles...
Blackbird Braille is the best word for snow seriously ugh
duaneremade:
only a white person would do something stupid like that
and don’t even act like you don’t know what i’m talking about
i know damn well it’s on your dashboard too