one time my friend started a story off with:

“So, it’s 5 AM, I’m in an Israeli airport, I’ve popped three tranquilzers and the only things in my stomach are semen and Bulgarian cheeses.”

and thats when i knew i made good friends.

ahhh in like a week im gonna be rehearsing the performance art piece i am a part of !!! im v excited

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sherlocks-shenanigans:

krwebb:

** CAUTION **
midwestdogblog:

Please tell every dog or cat owner you know. Even if you don’t have a pet, please pass this to those who do.Over the weekend, the doting owner of two young lab mixes purchased Cocoa Mulch from Target to use in their garden. The dogs loved the way it smelled and it was advertised to keep cats away from their garden. Their dog (Calypso) decided the mulch smelled good enough to eat and devoured a large helping. She vomited a few times which was typical when she eats something new but wasn’t acting lethargic in any way. The next day, Mom woke up and took Calypso out for her morning walk. Halfway through the walk, she had a seizure and died instantly.Although the mulch had NO warnings printed on the label, upon further investigation on the company’s web site,This product is HIGHLY toxic to dogs and cats.Cocoa Mulch is manufactured by Hershey’s, and they claim that “It is true that studies have shown that 50% of the dogs that eat Cocoa Mulch can suffer physical harm to a variety of degrees (depending on each individual dog). However, 98% of all dogs won’t eat it.”*Snopes site gives the following information:http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/cocoamulch.asp
 .asp>Cocoa Mulch, which is sold by Home Depot, Foreman’s Garden Supply and other garden supply stores contains a lethal ingredient called ‘Theobromine’. It is lethal to dogs and cats. It smells like chocolate and it really attracts dogs. They will ingest this stuff and die. Several deaths already occurred in the last 2-3 weeks.Theobromine is in all chocolate, especially dark or baker’s chocolate which is toxic to dogs. Cocoa bean shells contain potentially toxic quantities of theobromine, a xanthine compound similar in effects to caffeine and theophylline. A dog that ingested a lethal quantity of garden mulch made from cacao bean shells developed severe convulsions and died 17 hours later. Analysis of the stomach contents and the ingested cacao bean shells revealed the presence of lethal amounts of theobromine.**PLEASE PASS THIS ON**


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sOMEONE ASK ME THOSE QUESTIONS PRY INTO MY LIFE PLS

TMI Sexual Asks
a. How often do you masturbate?
b. How do you masturbate?
c. What do you fantasize about while masturbating?
d. What is your sexual orientation?
e. What is your most common sexual fantasy?
f. What is your strangest sexual fantasy?
g.What do you think is your strangest kink?
h. What is your most prominent sexual kink?
i. What fictional character do you find most sexually attractive?
j. What do you taste like?
k. Describe your first time having sex.
l. Describe your first time giving oral.
m. Describe your first time recieving oral.
n. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at once?
o. What is your favourite sexual activity?
p. How do you feel about guro?
q. How do you feel about furries?
r. What is your favourite monstergirl/monsterboy?
s. Where is your favourite place to be touched?
t. How do you feel about dirty talk?
u. Top or bottom?
v. How do you feel about BDSM?
w. Tell us about your most embarrassing sexual encounter .
x. Describe your last sexual encounter.
y. Would you ever consider being a stripper?
z. Favourite type of porn?
susyyb:

omg her body is perfectttt

prince-of-pastries:

tmi tuesday???????

  • tmi asks
  • top 5’s
  • rate kinks
  • reverse tmi
  • ?? ?

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i just accepted this girl’s friend request and